Proton Saga or Potong Zakar??

Two old friends - a Chinaman and a Malay were having a conversation recently ...

Apek: Lu potong zaka ada bagut ka?
Ali: Manyak bagut. Bila lu potong haa lu punya barang manyak bersih loo...
Apek: ?!! err ... saya kawan ada cakap, potong zaka aaahh.... manyak ploblem..
Ali: Apa probrem ?
Apek: Manyak buang lui, lagi aahh ..dia punya performance tatak bagut...manyak cinang semputloh ..
Ali: Cehh... apek, lu apa celita...saya suda lama potong..tada apa problem... bini saya manyak puas woo...
Apek: Lu mini puas sama itu potong zaka ka?
Ali: Ya laa. Bila lu potong aahh...lagi sedap maen woo..lu lagi lambat pancut..
Apek: ???!!! err... lu punya 1.3 atau 1.5??
Ali: ??!! woi apek cakap baik2 sikit ha .. saya punya 6 inci laa..
Apek: ??! Tiu nia ma... lu jgn maen2 haa... mana ada potong zaka 6 inci..
Ali: Cilaka apek ni...nah tengok

(opens his trousers)

Apek: Chee sin punya olang.....gua tanya baik2 .. lu tunjuk lu punya lanchiau..
Ali: Abis... lu tarak percaya..saya tunjuk la..
Apek: Saya tatak tanya sama lu punya lanchiau...Saya tanya lu pasal itu nasional car... potong zaka..molo punya olang..
Ali: Aiya... apek... lain kali lu sebut betul2 la....kasi susa saja..Bukan potong zaka la.....proton saga........

lol...funny hor...

the moral of the story is...

they way u talk in ur conversation is SOOOOOOOOO IMPORTANT!!!

the way u pronounce...the diction...

when u can pronounce well...for sure no misunderstanding will occur...
except if u donno how to talk correctly...