droolling

i came over this blog 1 day and it keep making me hungry everytime i visit the blog...yum yum...

http://lilyng2000.blogspot.com/

nice blog to whom who wanna cook or bake...

Take a Break, Have some Laughs...

1) To make it straight, she pulls it. To make it stand, she rubs it. To make it stiff, she licks it. To put it in, she pushes it. It is a hell of a job threading a needle!!!

2) A guy donated blood to his girlfriend. When they broke up, he wanted his blood back. The girl threw a bloody KOTEX at him and said, ‘I’ll pay you in monthly installments.’

3) Girl in cinema turns sideways and whispers to her boyfriend ‘The man next to me is masturbating!’ Bf: ‘Ignore him.’ GF: ‘I can’t.’ BF: ‘Why not?’ GF: ‘He is using my hand!’

4) The Biology teacher draws a huge PENIS on the board and asks ‘Does anybody know what this is? Dirty John says ‘Oh, it’s a penis and you know Dad’s got 2 of them’. The teacher says ‘2 of them?’ John says ‘ya’. The little one he uses to pee and the big one to brush mum’s teeth.’

5) 4 miracles of a woman: A. Getting wet without taking a shower B. Bleeding without getting hurt C. Giving milk without eating grass D. Making boneless meat hard

6) What is the smallest hotel in the world? The answer is ‘Vagina Inn’. It accommodates only 1 standing occupant with his 2 baggages left outside.

7) Unborn twins saw a penis approaching. 1st: Papa coming, papa coming 2nd: You fool, it’s uncle lah. Papa never comes with raincoat!

8) A hubby said to his wife, ‘ I will take a photo of your breast and frame it.’ The wife said to husband, ‘I will take a photo of your penis and enlarge it.’

9) What did Snow White complain about after having sex with the 7 dwarfs? Snow White said, ‘ I would rather have 7 inches at 1 time. Not 1 inch 7 times.’

10) The vagina is the world’s best rehabilitation center. Even the most violent and aggressive penis comes out humbled, head bowed and reduced in size.

11) A loving husband had ‘I Love You’ tattooed on his dick. When he got home, he showed it to his wife. She said, ‘There u go again trying to put words in my mouth.’

12) Lady was trying on a dress. Husband: ‘Your ass is as big as a BBQ pit!’ Later in bed, husband said, ‘Want to do it?’ Wife: ‘It’s a waste lighting up a BBQ pit for a small sausage.’

ctrl+C, ctrl+V

let's count 1, 2, 3...

let's do a simple mathematic equation for the annual dinner

(items are according from head to toe)

hair cut= RM28
black shirt = RM80
custom made vest = RM135
some bling bling stuff = RM30
belt = RM30
black trousers = RM88
shoes = RM70
____________________
Total = RM461

(+) dinner ticket = RM40
____________________
Grand total = RM501

*gosh...i'm a big spender

free worker to be hire who going to pay u?? anyone??

Any1 ever experienced u pay to work? i do >_<"

*gosh*

~felt being cheated

Life like a Roller Coaster

our life are just like roller coaster. there will be peak point and lower point. whenever goes up will come down. and there's also turning point.

*my 1st ride in Genting is roller coaster...sigh...nearly puke..

Hari Raya 2009

tonnes of things happen during raya this year...

summarized : KL + Genting = exhaustion + fun

*almost die in Genting..sigh

Amazing Grace, How Sweet The Sound...

for some ppl, hymns might be very old n boring. but when we ponder upon it, we can discover how powerful n meaningful it is. i don't mean that praise & worship song nowadays r not powerful n meaningful, but hymns is definitely evergreen. just like 1 of my favourite, Amazing Grace by John Newton



Amazing Grace, how sweet the sound,
That saved a wretch like me.
I once was lost but now am found,
Was blind, but now I see.

T'was Grace that taught my heart to fear.
And Grace, my fears relieved.
How precious did that Grace appear
The hour I first believed.

Through many dangers, toils and snares
I have already come;
'Tis Grace that brought me safe thus far
and Grace will lead me home.

When we've been here ten thousand years
Bright shining as the sun.
We've no less days to sing God's praise
Than when we've first begun.

Who Wants To Be A Youtubillionaire

this 1 is fun...



p.s.: it's 5.53am now...

WWW

this 1 is not world wide web ah...it's weird weird world...there are gays among human world today...n now there is gay in the multimedia hardware world also?? see for urself lah...



this 1 is what we call vga cable for connection to another monitor...now usually this cable are male n female 1...but this is something unusual...it's male n male...so is it gay??



here is a sample of female 1..im not saying this is a bunch of lesbo...

now here is the weird part...there's a way to make the gay cable straight...how amazing it is...u see for urself...



mini GENDER CHANGER...so amazing lah...now gay can become straight again...LOLX

fantastico~

one day in the JE2 house (i call it that way coz all the house member including me 1st name start with either J or E...so JE2 house lo)...i forgot which day lah...me n my housemate decided to cook spaggheti...easy 1 lah of coz...not the 5 star hotel recipe...here's the ingredient:-

1 packet of spaggheti
1 bottle of pre-made bologneise sauce
1 bottle of tomato sauce (prefer maggi 1)
1 packet mince meat
some butter
some salt, sugar n pepper for taste

1st marinade the mince meat with some salt, sugar n pepper n soy sauce for a bit color n tapioca flour or any flour u can find in the house. put in the fridge to marinade. then heat up a pot of boil water, season with some salt n oil then boil the spaggheti until al-dante(is this how it spelled?) then heat up sauce pan with some butter. then saute the mince meat until brown. pour in the bolognaise sauce n add some tomato sauce until it taste right. season with some salt, sugar n pepper. if got lp sauce, add it in. if got some herb, can add in also; will smell more nice. finally u can eat. put some cheese on it will taste way way better. but i cant buy cheese that time but still taste nice.



haiyo...stomach concert already while blogging this 1...so hungry...T_T

some flight...XD

this 1 is fun...i hope i can get on that flight someday...lol...XD

designer oxygen mask will magically appear from the secret compartment on your head...LOL

p.s.: when will Malaysian airline adapt this kinda stuff har...sure nice 1...

unGodly song

this song is from Westboro Baptist Church...my comment is...they copied the melody of "We Are The World"...their voice is awful...most of all they twisted the lyric into something even God don't like...God hates the world? since when God hates the world? kan in the bible got say kan...even budak2 can memorize it...John 3: 16 For God so loved the world, that He gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in Him should not perish, but have everlasting life. i've read some articles bout it from here and here...

hmmmm...a total blasphemy...

WoW!! a.k.a. when the World of Warcraft become the World of Wacko?

i was like LOL all the way watching through this video...
he was like seriously very very very mad coz his mom or some1 canceled his WoW (world of warcraft) account...banging himself all over the place...
hitting his head with his shoe? n even nearly use the remote control to shove his ass hole?? LOL...n y the hell he get naked leaving himself on his boxer n repeatedly getting in n out of the closet? LOL...i think he need some kind of exorcism more than a psychologist or Dr. Phil? LOL...

p.s.: nah...still play warcraft ah...better stop or u'll ended up like this...LOL...

I LabU Y'all...XD

p.s: i made it myself 1

Flight Safety

just imagine u on this flight...>_<"

nasib airasia not like this...LOL

"powerful" statement...(konon)

walao....so long din update hor...been lazying for quiet long time d... XD
anyway...there's this statement been lurking around Christianity which i don't really like it...it's goes like this:

"wanna show them what is XXX church"..."what is ur church special in?"

i say come on lah...we r here to magnify the name of the Lord not magnify the name of ur church or how special is ur church...i don't care lah if ur church is like City Harvest Church kah..Lakewood Church kah..Hillsong Church kah...if u r using those similar statement i mentioned, then u r in big big big trouble...u have provoked the 10 Commandments...

bah..that's what i feel...so peace out y'all ^^V

QR Code fun~

CURIOUS??

LoL ~~ XD

don't simply say this words to me

"u know me i donno u"

what a "wonderful" words hor...

=.=

fine lo...nvm lo...

Unconditional LOVE ♥~

i received an email just now..that email was so touching..

here goes the email:


The girl in the picture is Katie Kirkpatrick, she is 21 . Next to her, her fiancé, Nick, 23.
The picture was taken shortly before their wedding ceremony, held on January 11, 2005 in the US . Katie has terminal cancer and spend hours a day receiving medication.
In the picture, Nick is waiting for her on one of the many sessions of quimo to end.


In spite of all the pain, organ failures, and morphine shots, Katie is going along with her wedding and took care of every detail. The dress had to be adjusted a few times due to her constant weight loss


An unusual accessory at the party was the oxygen tube that katie used throughout the ceremony and reception as well. The other couple in the picture are Nick's parents. Excited to see her son marrying his high school sweetheart.


Katie, in her wheelchair with the oxygen tube , listening to a song from her husband and friends


At the reception, katie had to take a few rests.The pain does not allow her to stand up for long periods


Katie died five days after her wedding day. Watching a woman so ill and weak getting married and with a smile on her face makes us think..... Happiness is reachable, no matter how long it last. We should stop making our lives complicated.

how wonderful it is to received this kinda love and happiness. this is how Jesus loves us as he sacrifice himself on the cross to bear all our shameful sins (huiyooo...still can relate this story with Good Friday...lol) but anyhow, this story gave us a big moral value that is "unconditional love". it is easy to love some1 with condition but it is hard to love some1 unconditionally. try imagine u trying to hug a slum kid. sure u'll say "ewwwwwwwwwww". that is y it is hard to love uncondotionally. it's a big lesson to us.

HAPPY CNY

my dream

Here's my DREAM:





i always wish that i could work on a mixing board. where there's many slider n knob to control with. where i can control the audio and video projection and control the light sequence.



i wish i could work in a room like the above image. so cool. ^.^ LOL



try imagine to work in a place like this. so cool. surrounded with mons. but im not using it for stock analysis though. maybe i'll add a surround system alongside with the mons. with a moxing board connected with the pc. whoooooo...

after all...it's just a dream... >.<" this may be my CNY wish...LOL

anyhow~~

HAPPY COW YEAR...HAPPY CNY...

this is something i've created for chirstmas last year with the theme of "the baby of change the world" or something like that...like seriously...it was a last minute touch up...at first my 1st idea wasn't going to look like that...it was like a starry background with earth in the middle with a BIG glowing cross and a baby...and i spent the whole day doing that...i know i know...it sound weird...but it REALLY IS WEIRD...seriously i was sleepless that night coz i need to hand this out for print out the next morning...omg...and it was like 12 midnight that time n i was drop dead sleepy...waaaaaaaa...so in the end i have to delete all the earth n glowing cross n baby n restart my work from scratch...then my work ended up like the picture above...although it looks simple but look way better than the glowing cross n baby n earth thingy...

p.s. : actually i've altered a bit of the pic just for this blog...lol...only the words lah...

yo hohoho~~~

so guys~~~!!!

MERRY CHRISTMAS~~~!!!

yeah...i know it was so last year but who cares...duhh...im still in my christmas spirit mode...lol...

oh oh...

HAPPY NEW YEAR~~~!!!

yeah yeah...i know it was so last season but who cares...muahahaha...