backs~~~

walauu...long time din write in this blog liao...errmmm...i think it's been a month??sigh!! >.<

just finish my exam for this sem n handed in all my assignments n done all my presentation. n also done my early registration which is so nonsense to me. who the hell they r to penalty us for late registration during the early registration?aduii...**Faint**so in the end i have to take 17 credit hours of class instead of 15 credit hours...**lagi faint**

look at the date now, it's in the midst of the end of november n december will start soon. which means....CHRISTMAS IS COMING~~~!!! hohoho~~~ donno how i wanna go through that month... where to celebrate? what present i get? will santa come down my my house chimney? (like lah i got chimney in my house) hohoho~~~ IMPORTANT thing is...WHAT SHOULD I WEAR?? my goodness...wanna shop shop n shop more for the up coming christmas n then the month after is CNY~~~!!! my goodness...my wallet gonna hangus...

Middle age woman was grieving for the passing of her beloved mother. At funeral of her mother, she saw a good looking young man stood alone with no companion. After the service has finished and everyone went home. She frantically called everyone who could tells her the identity of this guy. She called and checked with friends and family members but no one seemed to know who this guy is. They admitted of seeing this good looking young man but the answer were all dissappointing.Three days later, the younger sister of the lady was found murdered.

Who murdered her and why?

jeng jeng jeng...

The answer:
The lady killed her younger sister because she was hoping that the good looking young man that she saw during the funeral of her mother would also attend her sister funeral.

A study conducted by university professors in America to determine the mental state of murderers and sickened psychopaths.
They have given the same story to 914 serial killers and murderers and asked them to find out who killed the young lady.

***CAUTION***

904 of the killers have given the same answer as the above.
A total of 904 out of 914 murderers!

So, guys…if that answer never crosses your mind, it means your genetic and physiological state is normal just like you and me.

If you have somehow…the above answer in your head but failed to post your thought…then you have got a criminal tainted blood in you somewhere!

lalala~~~

yey~~

finally it's my 1st holiday loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.......

muahahahah....

o..o...o....BALIK KAMPUNG...

o..o...o....BALIK KAMPUNG

o..o...o....BALIK KAMPUNG

HATI GIRANG~~~

What Can I~~??

this is what i've made out of the blues

who can i go to when i am sad?
who can i share with when i am happy?
who can give me a hug when i am shivering?
who can i talk to when i am upset?
who can i hug with when i need warmth?
who can lend me a helping hand when i need one?
who can advice me when i need one?
who can guide me when i am lost?
who can pull me up when i fall?
who can give me the love i need?

those are the question
that yet to be known?
one come and one go;
but yet no one can answer.
it's part of life,
we can't deny it.
how to cope it,
is what we should know.

life is hard;
life is taugh;
life is difficult;
life is unpredictable.
but life can be wholesome when u appear.
life can be easy when u around;
life can be bearable when u are here;
life will be lively again when u are here.

p.s.: just where r u when i need u?

[ It's Been Quiet A Time ]

wahhh...time flew by very fast eh. feels like august is still like yesterday. and i am now in september. time do really flew by very fast. and speaking of that, it's been awhile i didn't update this blog. 

what to say eh?

doing fine here. still can get ised to KK lifestyle. study so far ok. BUT~damn a lot of assignments and forums do be done... -.-"

just today, i completely forgot i have to send my forums by TODAY!! just THANK GOD lah, it's just some forums. if not ah, sure die 1 i tell u. thanks to my friends, they reminded me. AWAS~~
so, in just few weeks time is my mid-sem break. so fast time goes by. 1 eye blink already mid -sem break liao. WHICH MEANS~MID-TERM PAPER is coming too!! ARGH~~~~ STUDY~STUDY~GAMBATTE NEH~JIA YOU~

better stop here. update will be coming soon (which i don't know when will it be...-.-")

yoyo~

it's been long time huh since my last post....wakakakak...
i already start my class bah...so ehemm...can understand lah...(padahal ada plak masa nak on9 tiap2 hari...shhhhhh...)
so what's the update ah?
i also donno...
ooh oohh...i baught a lappy btw...hehehe...Dell Inspiron 1525...nice...

huhuh...
i just start class already got assignment already...3 assignment ah...wahhhh...
im dead...

havent start class already got assignment...they think we are genius...can do all things...
haizz...maybe that's uni student's life...wakakakak...

oh yeah...i've just took my oath as unitar student last thursday...it's kinda grand though...but kinda lack in many aspect also...but nvm...i do enjoy the time...especially with my friends...like crazy people...wahahahah...

uhh...i think that's all for now...wanna sign off...maybe do some assignment b4 i head to bed...lol...

muahahaha

it's been kinda long time din update this lonely blog...haha...

now im blogging in kk oh...
1st time lagi tu...
wakakakak

im going to study here le...

just done a boring n lonesome briefing yesterday...

friday orientation...donno how it was...

bought a lappy....yipppeeeee...

afternoon time le...
but still sleepy...
im "fishing" now...
haha~~~

ok lo...logging off now...
daaaaaa~~~

Proton Saga or Potong Zakar??

Two old friends - a Chinaman and a Malay were having a conversation recently ...

Apek: Lu potong zaka ada bagut ka?
Ali: Manyak bagut. Bila lu potong haa lu punya barang manyak bersih loo...
Apek: ?!! err ... saya kawan ada cakap, potong zaka aaahh.... manyak ploblem..
Ali: Apa probrem ?
Apek: Manyak buang lui, lagi aahh ..dia punya performance tatak bagut...manyak cinang semputloh ..
Ali: Cehh... apek, lu apa celita...saya suda lama potong..tada apa problem... bini saya manyak puas woo...
Apek: Lu mini puas sama itu potong zaka ka?
Ali: Ya laa. Bila lu potong aahh...lagi sedap maen woo..lu lagi lambat pancut..
Apek: ???!!! err... lu punya 1.3 atau 1.5??
Ali: ??!! woi apek cakap baik2 sikit ha .. saya punya 6 inci laa..
Apek: ??! Tiu nia ma... lu jgn maen2 haa... mana ada potong zaka 6 inci..
Ali: Cilaka apek ni...nah tengok

(opens his trousers)

Apek: Chee sin punya olang.....gua tanya baik2 .. lu tunjuk lu punya lanchiau..
Ali: Abis... lu tarak percaya..saya tunjuk la..
Apek: Saya tatak tanya sama lu punya lanchiau...Saya tanya lu pasal itu nasional car... potong zaka..molo punya olang..
Ali: Aiya... apek... lain kali lu sebut betul2 la....kasi susa saja..Bukan potong zaka la.....proton saga........

lol...funny hor...

the moral of the story is...

they way u talk in ur conversation is SOOOOOOOOO IMPORTANT!!!

the way u pronounce...the diction...

when u can pronounce well...for sure no misunderstanding will occur...
except if u donno how to talk correctly...

weeweewee~~

many weeks liao din update this blog...
miss ya soooo much...
lol...siao...
bz bz bz...

bz on9...bz chatting...lol...
going to uni soon...
going to register on july...
many things need to be prepared...wahh...
buy this buy that...
will over-budget soon...

haizz...need money ah...

now must jaga budget...
everything went up liao since oil price increase...
all increase only salary remain same...
haizz...

well...signing off le...
nothing much to say liao...

hmmm...

i'm sad

SAD

movie preview~

shhh~~

just between u n me only...
i din watch this movie in cinema...

=X

okok...the preview for this...

it's kinda weird tho...

at 1st i tot it was a chinese movie...
when i saw the credit at the beginning,

i ask myself:

how come a chinese movie with american crew?

then the movie start

i was surprise to saw an ang moh!!

omg

isn't it a chinese movie??

got jackie chan n jet li wor??

but nvm lah...

watch it liao...

but the fightting scene quiet nice...

never thought can see jackie chan n jet li fight...

jackie chan as always with his mischivieous moves
n jet li with his cool kung fu

n jet li is the monkey king??

omg...

never see jet li laugh that much in a movie...

i watch this in the cinema...

hehe...i repent liao...

=X

lol

nothing much to say bout this...

coz my attention is not on the screen

my attention is on how i'm gonna make myself warm in the cinema...

it's damn freezing there...

but it still nice tho...

the four kings n queens getting more lengzai n lenglui liao...

lucy still cute with his long hair...

susan became a woman liao...

so yeng when she on her bows n arrow...

edmund mature thinking liao...

n he bring torch light everywhere??

peter?

haha...lengzai as always...but a bit arrogant in this movie...

but at least he got repent in the end...

n aslan...

always so majestic de...

n his roar ah...omg...

so powerful!!!

oh oh...another guy...

prince caspian...

also a lengzai...

every1 in the cinema goes woooo when susan kiss him...

n the mouse so asorable...

but a bit perasan lo...

always polish people shoes de...

haha...

it's worth a watch...but the ticket damn expensive...haizz...

weeeeeeee~

konbanwa~~

已经是五月中了啦！！
有段时间没有blog了~
嘻嘻~~

目前为止，只能用一个字来形容我

闲

在家超闷的啦，
天天无所事事，
不动要做什么。

BUT~~

there's always a but...

这个月有很多活动哦。
哈哈~~

BUT~~

there's always a but...AGAIN...

心情也是超复杂的。
为什么呢？
嘻嘻~~
不想多说啦。
这样鸡婆做什么？？
哈哈~~

不多说了。

If Only Life Could Be like A Computer

If Only Life Could Be like A Computer

-If you messed up your life, you could press "Alt, Ctrl, Delete" and start all over!
-To get your daily exercise, just click on "run"!
-If you needed a break from life, click on "suspend".
-Hit "any key" to continue life when ready.
-To get even with the neighbors, turn up the sound blaster.
-To "add/remove" someone in your life, click settings and control panel.
-To improve your appearance, just adjust the display settings.
-If life gets too noisy, turn off the speakers.
-When you lose your car keys, click on "find".
-"Help" with the chores is just a click away.
-You wouldn't need auto insurance. You'd use your boot diskette to recover from a crash.
-We could click on "send" and the kids would go to bed immediately.
-To feel like a new person, click on "refresh".
-Click on "close" to shut up the kids and spouse.
-To undo a mistake, click on "back".
-Is your wardrobe getting old? Click "update".
-If you don't like cleaning the litter box, click on "delete".

im stucked~~!!! -- part 2

yeah...i do help 'em out...

my goodness~

now i'm regret...have i done the right thing or opposite??




what have i done!?!?!?
omg~~

i shouldn't encourage 'em to do that...
i shouldn't even to kepo at the 1st place...

why do i have to care bout ur prob??
in my face lo...kepo so much...

see now...














arghhhhhhh~~~

失望大大~
出了意想不到的答案。
我实在太笨了！！
为何这样鸡婆？？
管好自己的分内事就好咯！！

现在答案出来了。
想哭也哭不出，只怪自己当初作了一件蠢事。
明知这样，又何必当初呢？

这样简直就白白帮他开了路。
而把自己的路关上。

现在不懂明天会怎样。
我们还是朋友吗？
还是从此以后就不声不声的与我绝交？
我很害怕！！

现在是凌晨1点了。
我还能睡的到吗?
脑海中不停的想起这件事。

嗨~~~

看算了吧。

祝你们永远快乐。
白头偕老。



我就默默的坐在一旁，
来见证你们的幸福与快乐。

im stucked~~!!!

omg...im really stucked in the middle~~!!

should i involve or not??




feel so mixed up...should i help or shoudn't i??
both r my friends...

ALAMAK~~!!

Runding Couple in 6AB

this video is specially dedicated to keti n hafiz...
(like they will know bout it...haha)

cought this video last year...i late upload...lol...

brain~

how easy to remember something but yet it's hard to forget bout it...



how sad is that...
our brain is part of our body but yet we can't fully control it like a pc do...
just hit the "delete" button...
~~~poff~~~
the bad memory gone...

shout to the LORD~

this song is one of my big time favourite worship song.
this American Idol version.

VERSE 1
My Shepherd, my Saviour
Lord there is none like You
All of my days I want to praise
The wonders of Your mighty love

VERSE 2
My Comfort, my Shelter
Tower of refuge and strength
Let every breath all that I am
Never cease to worship You

CHORUS
Shout to the Lord, all the earth, let us sing
Power and majesty, praise to the King
Mountains bow down and the seas will roar
At the sound of Your name
I sing for joy at the work of Your hands
Forever I'll love You, forever I'll stand
Nothing compares to the promise
I have in You

what the hack??

is it normal for being sad??
i mean for being sad everyday??

although how i laugh n how angry i am...

i'm still sad...

should i just tell u my feeling or stay back??

there's once guy told me this:

"why women can live longer than men?
it's becoz they know how to cry.
they know how to release their sadness."

spot the not~

etiqa~

i'm not promoting here...
just wanna show how's life will be if it is in this way...

something funny~

communication~

it's kinda funny when we are in a certain communication which are mis-communication that people will mis-understand what u wanna say.

get my point??

ok...here's an example...

Lee Sum Wan : Hello can i speak to Annie Wan.

Mr Sori : Yes u could speak to me.

Lee Sum Wan : No, i want to speak to Annie Wan!

Mr Sori : You are talking to someone! Who is this?

Lee Sum Wan : Im Sum Wan. And i need to talk to Annie Wan! Its urgent.

Mr Sori : I know u are someone and u want to talk to anyone! But whats this urgent matter about?

Lee Sum Wan : Well just tell my sister Annie Wan that our brother was involved in an accident. Noe Wan got injured and now Noe wan is being sent to the hospital. Right now Avery Wan is going to the hospital.

Mr Sori : Look if no one was injured and no one was sent to the hospital from the accident that is'nt an urgent matter! You may find this hilarious but i dont have time for this!!!

Lee Sum Wan : You are rude. Who are you?

Mr Sori : I'm Sori.

Lee Sum Wan : You should be sorry. Now give me your name!

Mr Sori : Im Sori!!

Lee Sum Wan : I dont like your tone of voice Mr and i dont care, give me your name!

Mr Sori : Look lady, I told you already Im Sori! Im Sori!! Im SORI!!! You didnt even give me your name!

Lee Sum Wan : I told u before i'm Sum Wan! Sum Wan!!! You better be careful my father is Sum Buddy. And my uncle holds a very big position in the company. He is Noe Buddy.

Mr Sori : Oh i'm so scared(sarcastically). Look i dont care about yr uncle he's a nobody. Everybody thinks his top dog and holding an important position in the company.

Lee Sum Wan : No, Avery Buddy just married my aunt. And Avery Buddy doesn't work there.

Mr Sori : Like i said i dont care which one of yr aunt screws everybody and i also know that not everybody works here! Jeez!!!

Lee Sum Wan : Wheech Wan is my sis!

Mr. Sori : I don't know which one is yr sis! Why in gods name u think i do!? Look i got work to do and if i'm feeling mischievious i'll broadcast it on the P.A system saying.

"Attention, someone called and said that anyones brother just got involved in an accident. But not to worry no one got injured and no one was sent to the hospital. But everyone is going to the hospital anyways. The father maybe a somebody but if u're their uncle, u're a nobody. How bout that!?"

Toot....Toot....Toot.................

WHAT SHOULD I DO??

what should i do next??

got my result liao...

what should i do next??

go to uni??

find a job??

any suggestion??

haizz...

life sometimes is very complicated de...although it sound simple but we made it complicated...

it's march now 2

nothing special to say...

march is not my month this year...

it's march now

nothing to blog lately...
so just write something here to fill the March column...
better than let it empty n terus skip to April...

up until now...
i'm not feeling well...
just have the feeling to vomit something out...
but i can't vomit...donno y...

haizz...

what i did this few days...

just like what i said on the title...
what i did this few days...

yeah...i've been hanging around in Youtube lately...searching for some tutorial bout photoshop & after effect...been crazy to learn it lately...just gone mad found something new everyday...wow...everyday canshout "EURICA"n walahh...something new came out of my mind then phoof...created something new...wahahah...

then yesterday i think...
i found this freakin awesome video from Youtube...


it was totally freakin awesome cool...this guy Johnny Lee Chung...just so brilliant & so willing to share his idea with other without any external charge (not like other who said can offer any help & need to sign-up some stupid membership & sayd it free...last last need jugak to pay...so pethatic n lame lah...pls...)
just some word for this guy: "u've done a great awesome job dude...
God Bless U!!(even thought i don't know his Chirstian or not...but anyway...bless him also...hehe)

n now am thinking of buying all those material & build my own stuff...
woohooo...tablet man...touch screen...boleh main touch touch oh...(don't think mereng2 ah...i'm good boy lai de...)

but the prob is...
WHERE ON EARTH CAN I FIND THIS STUFF IN TAWAU???
i mean i just moved here just 2 month eh...
hardware store also don't know where oh...
plus the Wiimote lagi...
where on earth i can find it in Tawau??
don't know if the Nintendo Wii have sampai Sabah or not leh...
haizz...what can do??sabar ja...

but for sure lah...tell u the truth...
i am damn excited to build it...
wanna try out new gadget...
no need to buy expensive tablet pc anymore or touch screen..
woohuuuuuuuuuu....

CNY dinner

hoho...
this post is all about my CNY dinner...
it was SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO delicious...
spent the whole day preparing it...
wallaoooooo...

this is some of the ingredient oh...i just donno wjere they get this huge bone?it's for the soup...without it the soup cannot be called soup oh...

wallah...this is the foods...but this is just the small portion 1...


this is the big portion...


this is called "pen chai" which means food in a basin?? haha...
try guess how many layer in it?? the answer is....i also donno...haha...just care to eat only...haha...


i snap this when the elders are eating oh...there's my eldest auntie, my aunties, my mom there, my dad, my grandma, my uncles.....a big family oh...

hoho...this is the after dinner entertainment...FIRECRACKER!!!...it's says on the wrapper "5 thousand head"

i say "duh??" what is it?? aiyo...dont care that much lah...just ignite it and enjoy the explosion...hahahah...

this is a vid i caught...quite loud...the friecracker nearly burst my ear oh...VERY LOUD...
hahah...

this commercial quite funny.
it's from DIGI during Chinese New Year.
hoho...
bet some have watch it...

it was a story when a Feng Shui Sifu come to a house to "feng shui" something lah.
then he (the feng shui master) come to a conner and said "it's very yellow!! it's very very yellow!!"
which mean in chinese "it's very properous!! very very prosperous!!"

who would have guess that the feng shui master's feng shui compass has directed him to a DIGI signal.
hoho...

something i created lately

the 1st 1 is a J

the 2nd 1 is a L

black n white...

love those color

what i'm listening currently??

OMG!!!

goodness...

my stomach are sooooooo uncomfortable....u know y???i just ate sooooooooo many brownies...huhu...
in my face what...who told me to eat sooooooooooo many brownies in 1 time oh....padan muka...huhu....

i learn my lesson oh...huhu...next time wont eat that much anymore...

BTW...

that brownies...i bake it myself...geng leh...wanna try some???haha...next time oh...coz i just finish it oh...(that's y my stomach sooooooooooo uncomfortable lah....huhu...)

erm...i would like to have...

hohoho...
just suddenly came out of nowhere this thing...
just feel like wanted to own all this bah...

1. a laptop - apple, or dell, or hp, or sony vaio, or acer also can de...

longing to own 1 very long time liao



2. a new hp - this is what i like...

look stylish n have intergrated 5mp cam...wow...
oh oh...not forget IT"S TOUCH SCREEN!!!

3. a digital camera oh - this would be nice...

looks young, stylish n vibrant...hoho...

i love this color...

4. maybe a car will do - toyota vios...or at least proton savvy or my vy gua...

cut hair liao

hehe...

just cut my hair oh...

a bit different than before de style...

u know what...

hair saloon is a place i really love to go...

but it also a place that i hate to go...

so STRESSFUL de...

afraid that person mis-cut my hair...

coz i offer my hair to be cut by them oh...

then if they mis-cut it,
i need to wait a long time till it grow long again...

that's y lor...
huhu...

yayaya...

Anime Marathon this whole week!!!

downloaded many anime movies thie week...

there's 5 "pokemon" movies...

then "full metal alchemist" movie...

then there's a non-anime movie - "evan almighty"

then there's also some online watching...

phew...what a week...

bye now...gonna rush on my anime marathon...

Welcome To Tawau

just wanna share this quote bout Tawau of mine to y'all

"SEE PALM OIL TREE, MEANS U R IN TAWAU"

OMG!!!
what the hell is this??
ABC? CBA? XYZ?!?!

look at it...
(not the sexy looking girl ah...)

huhu...
after a deep investigation...
i found it's actually is a list of beverage...

WHAT??

how can it related to beverage?

commonly lah...
i think everyobe should now what is ABC kan...
Ais Batu Campur or shaved ice with assorted mixture or what so ever they call it...
all i know is it is yummy...
and very goooooooooooood during hot sunny day...
haha...

but CBA, XYZ?
even Kuala Lumpur International Airport became a beverage name?
how ridiculous...

but they do ridiculous...

CBA seems like ABC with fruits...
XYZ is ABC + CBA

huh??

so funny...

just come to Tawau Sabindo seafood stall to know more bout it...

it quite cheap though...

haha...

2008

unrealize, it's been 1 month here in Tawau.
phew...
way to go...
this is just the beginning...

quite fun here...
more place to lepak around...
but more crowded lor...
but what to do since i think it's the 3rd or 2nd largest district in Sabah.

many things to settle down...
just recently i settled down my streamyx connection...
what a miserable process...
need to do this and that...
wait for a LONG period (although it's a 24 hours job)
so ma fan de...

celebrated my 1st X'mas and New Year here...
was so fun...
have a huge X'mas eve celebration in 1 of Tawau new town...
then celebrated New Year with LOUD LOUD scenario...
phew...
what a year...

but things aren't so pleasant at all...
i miss someone though...
VERY miss that person...
it's been long time...
just wandering what that person is doing now...
what had happen...

haizz...

what can i do wor...

huhuhu...

now planning for myself for a driving lessons...
wanna take my driving lisence this year...
then maybe my dad going to buy me a car...
hehe...hope so lah...

in the mean time i also filling my time with searching info on the net...
something about handling P.A. system or mixer...
quite hard to understand though...
since every console have different symbols on it...
have to try very hard to understand it...
maybe someday can help me also...
by the way...
it'salso better than me sticking on my pc and keep online for nothing...
at leats it help me even a bit...

hehe...

eventually i miss my schooling days...
looking my siblings going to school...
start to feel a bit envy of them...
their school is just right in front of my house...
and it was a qquite popular school here...
haizz...
sometimes ask my parent a stupid question
"can i go to school again?"
they just laugh
then my bro said i started to miss school...
hehe...quite silly...

better stop now oh...
mosquito keep biting me and suck my blood oh...
cannot tahan ady...
till next time...

Ah~Jon signing off