If Only Life Could Be like A Computer

If Only Life Could Be like A Computer

-If you messed up your life, you could press "Alt, Ctrl, Delete" and start all over!
-To get your daily exercise, just click on "run"!
-If you needed a break from life, click on "suspend".
-Hit "any key" to continue life when ready.
-To get even with the neighbors, turn up the sound blaster.
-To "add/remove" someone in your life, click settings and control panel.
-To improve your appearance, just adjust the display settings.
-If life gets too noisy, turn off the speakers.
-When you lose your car keys, click on "find".
-"Help" with the chores is just a click away.
-You wouldn't need auto insurance. You'd use your boot diskette to recover from a crash.
-We could click on "send" and the kids would go to bed immediately.
-To feel like a new person, click on "refresh".
-Click on "close" to shut up the kids and spouse.
-To undo a mistake, click on "back".
-Is your wardrobe getting old? Click "update".
-If you don't like cleaning the litter box, click on "delete".